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THE CLEARLY DOPE: One Year Party

Saturday, August 6 at 8:00pm

The Clearly Dope is celebrating one year of Internet-ness but more importantly we need a reason to have a party. Join us with for fun, friendship and delicious cooked meats. More details and promos coming this week.

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Don’t knock the Whale Pool, it has been the only thing to get me through this devil’s asshole of a summer.

Were do u get this ????!!!

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I don’t know man … this just makes me happy.

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I’m having a lonely ham sandwich for dinner tonight. I’m sure the scene will look something like this. 

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Everybody has a dream, well mine is to dress up like Batman everyday and drive around prom teens and wedding parties. Of course while they are at prom and getting married, that’s time for me to shit kick some crime.

staff:

Clark went on a harrowing bulldog walk last weekend that lasted nearly 30 minutes and spanned fifteen blocks!

Some moments deserve more than one angle. That’s why we’re ecstatic to give Photosets a huge upgrade today, giving you new levels of control to tell your stories the way you want to.

1) Photoset photos now open in all their high-res glory on the Dashboard and on your blog.

2) You can now pick a layout for your photos to tell the right story.

3) Tumblr Themes can now make Photosets look and work any way you please with a host of new theme variables:

{block:Photoset}
    <!-- Number of photos -->
    {PhotoCount}
    
    <!-- Integer representation of the layout -->
    {PhotosetLayout}
    
    <!-- JS array of the Photoset column counts -->
    {JSPhotosetLayout}
    
    <!-- Each of the Photoset photos -->
    {block:Photos}
        {PhotoURL-500}
        
        {block:HighRes}
            {PhotoURL-HighRes}
        {/block:HighRes}
        
        {Caption}
        
        {block:Exif} ... {/block:Exif}
    {/block:Photos}
{/block:Photoset}

Enjoy!

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Name Gary’s Real Life
First post December 2008
Location ???

Gary likes taking photos, wearing suits, and lives a rich and fulfilling life. Professionally, he’s a part-time imaginary friend (though he often wonders what it’d be like to be a suit maker). Not much is known about Gary’s background, other than that his closest companion is an art director from Sydney, Australia named Josh Beggs. Josh is the creative director of an entertainment magazine, has a dog named Baxter, and is a talented illustrator.

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